Move over UnPc Mumma and check out UnPc Great Grandmumma. I have just heard the most amazing tale of how my husband was potty trained...and it is truly amazing. The result was immediate - just following this procedure apparently has your child potty trained immediately...yes that's right you heard IMMEDIATELY! Ok so listen closely .... are you ready? Throw away your pirate copy of potty training in 3days ...that is just for potty training slow coaches!
SO here you are...
1. Wait until your child poops in his pants/diaper.
2. Collect said poop using whichever tools you have available.
3. Wipe said poop (now this is the really important bit) onto childs cheeks, nose and, chin.
4. Then look child straight in the eye and repeat these words "you are a dirty boy".
5. Ta Da ...... all done!
Disclaimer
Please do not try this at home here in the 21st century (I think this is even illegal with pets). The above was carried out by a certified old school unpc grandmumma, who was, lets face it, just a little bit batty.
still here...
2 years ago
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